Bobby Shmurda Endorses Hillary Clinton
“While it appears that Bernie Sanders will be getting the majority of the hip hop vote, Hillary Clinton has been endorsed by such respected rappers Snoop Dogg, Eminem, and Pharrell. In a new interview with Vibe, Bobby Shmurda becomes the latest rapper to throw his political weight behind Miss Clinton.
“I like Hillary more because she’s into the people,” he said. “You know they’ve said that women can’t run the country, but I feel like she’s more independent. She’s got a strong mind state. But Donald Trump’s an asshole. I don’t care, but he’s an asshole. I definitely don’t want him as our president.” Clinton has no doubt been waiting on the Shmurda vote of confidence.
Despite being on 23-hour lockdown, Shmurda has been making the most of his time in jail. “A good friend told me before when I first got arrested ‘they can lock your body up but don’t let them lock your mind up,'” he told Vibe. “Ever since then, I’ve just been staying active. I’m writing. I’m reading. I’m doing everything. I could talk to people. I jump on the phone every once in awhile, but I just be in my own zone.””
Take politics and who you actually want to win, why do people like Bobby Shmurda think anyone cares what he thinks. Let’s hit up wikipedia and run through each candidate and who has endorsed them
Ted Cruz
Jeb Bush, Rick Perry, Jack Welch (CEO of GE), a bunch of Random News papers and Senators, people who know politic stuff and probably hate gay people
Donald Trump
Jeff Sessions, Scott Brown, The Big Dawg Chris Christie,a bunch of notable business people like the CEO of NASCAR and and Dana White. Trump has some stupid people endorsements like Hulk Hogan, Scott Baio, Richie Incognito, Mike Tyson,Dennis Rodman, many others who lean right but probably don’t follow politics enough to have heard of Cruz. Most importantly Tom Brady, who should be enough to win
John Kasich
Most normal Republicans before he was mathematically eliminated, now it’s probably all Cleveland Browns fans who don’t know what it’s like to win, or can’t do the math to realize he’s mathematically eliminated
The Democrats obviously have a lot of reasonable person support, but they run away with the stupid suppor, Bernie is the King
Bernie Sanders
The king of losing teams, head of the Navajo Nation, random state reps who probably majored in gender studies, President of Venezuela, and the minister of finance in Greece (that ones worse than Shmurda), every college kid who has never taken a history or econ class, and now the celebrities. Cole Sprouse, (couldn’t get Dylan?) George Lopez, Nas, Ocho-Cinco, Ronda Rousey (LOSER!) all of Odd Future, Lil B (thats a good pick up) and many many others
Hillary Clinton
Obviously her husband, pretty much ever Democrat who matters, Prime Ministers of pretty much the whole EU, NAACP leaders, CEO of Ebay, President of Disney, President of Nickelodeon, CEO of Illumination Entertainment (kinda sounds like Illuminati don’t you think?) and tons of celebrities. Will Ferrell, Jessica Alba, Josh Peck (no drake that hurts) Magic Johnson (AIDS) A-Rod, 2-Chainz, Jeezy, Usher, Katy Perry, a lot of other celebrities people like.
What to take away from this
- Peyton Manning endorsed Jeb Bush, Brady endorsed Trump, who’s still running?
- People keep saying Bernie has no chance but if the Based God curses Hillary it’s over
- Most importantly, celebrities should probably just keep it to themselves who they are voting for
- Free Shmurda
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